My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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were you expecting a joke

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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