A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What is life? Paul.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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