- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

You know whats annoying? Steve

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

What's white and black? Color blind.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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