- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

your mom.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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