What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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like if your cool

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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