Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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