what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

So a bar walks into a man...

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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