Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What is life? Paul.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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