- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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