- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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