- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Jovan

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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