- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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