- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

bangers and mash?

What's red and can sing? Elmo

A baby seal walks into a club.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Killing your friend as a joke.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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