- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.