What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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