- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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