Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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How old are you? 7

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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