- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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