Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Donald Trump

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Neither did she.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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