- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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