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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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