What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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