knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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i hate non minorities!

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Error 37.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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