whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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