What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Error 37.

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i hate non minorities!

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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