- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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