- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A women left the kitchen.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Justin Bieber

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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