flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's blue? The sky.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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