- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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