Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

The New York Giants

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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