What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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