- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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