What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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