How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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