Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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