why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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