- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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