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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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