Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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