- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

pudding

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Gay rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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