- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

And you honored it I see :P

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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