2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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