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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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