- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Women's Rights.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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