- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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