Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Take part of what?

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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