- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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