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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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