Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Maths.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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deez nuts

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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