- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Chris is hairy

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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