Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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