- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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