- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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