- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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