Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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* anti-punchline

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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