- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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