- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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