A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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