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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Donald Trump

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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