What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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stinky boner

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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