- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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