What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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