What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

My spelling is horrible

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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