- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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