what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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whats green and lives in the water

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Drew Knowles is gay

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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