What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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