Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Bitch

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Anti Joke

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