69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Anti Joke

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