- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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