- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Faithful men.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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