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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

i am a dino. RAWR.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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