What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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