- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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