Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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