- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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