quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Anti Joke

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