- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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