Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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