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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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