- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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