Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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