- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

All of these jokes are about white people

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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