- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??