- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

your mom.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

school homewrok

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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