- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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