- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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