Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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