- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's better than a stick? A stone

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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