- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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