- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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