A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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