Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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