Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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