- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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