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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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