- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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