This isn't funny.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Gay rights.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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