Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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