why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Equal rights!

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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