An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Gustavo Andrade

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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