Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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