Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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