A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

The child was fired from his job.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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