- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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