- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

* anti-punchline

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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