why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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