- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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