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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*