- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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