Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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