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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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