how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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