- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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