If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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