- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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