- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Grace Ackerson

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Golf.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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