- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Anti Jokes = Drained

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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