- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Knock knock, COME IN!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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