Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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