- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Boxing on Boxing Day

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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