Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

womens rights.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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