Gay rights.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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