- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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