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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

how much fish could a chicken

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

where's mom I killed her

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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