Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

The Blonde walked into a wall.

My jeans

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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