What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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HEY!

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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