- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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