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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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