- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A russian gives away vodka.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Tucker Rivera

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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