- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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