Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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