Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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A sober Irish individual.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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The Labour Party.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Anti Joke

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