- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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