- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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