- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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