- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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