Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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