what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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