I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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