- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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