You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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