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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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