- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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