women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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