- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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