Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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womans rights...

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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