- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

I Have a Black Friend

bangers and mash?

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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